Sunday, December 30, 2007

corn. clone. mutant glowing cats.

SEOUL, South Korea - South Korean scientists have cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet rays. The country's Science and Technology Ministry says it's an achievement that could help develop cures for human genetic diseases.

“We’ll get to the cures eventually. Just a few more weird mutant glowing ones first.”

JOHNSTOWN -- Increased pressure will be placed on corn storage capacity at the Port of Prescott by the demands of a GreenField Ethanol plant now under construction across Hwy. 2 from the port.

I know how they feel – I had to rent a warehouse for storage because of my hunger for – oh wait, Corn! Okay, I heard that wrong. Never mind.

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